• In a trial, in a small SC town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand.
• After a hardy West Virginia rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys ...
• A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
• Why its important to learn to read English

• The politician went to go out to the local reservation and to get the Native American vote
• A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million bucks
• The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident

• The Pastor was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going ask the congregation ...
• Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex
• Random one-liners
• Why men shouldn't baby-sit - 2.

• Abbot: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
• An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car ...
• Handy Engineering Conversion
• Microsoft Word for Blonds

• Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
• The difference between margarine and butter ...
• Proof that Angels do have wings
• Why men shouldn't baby-sit ...

• Letter from a Farm Kid . . . Now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Depot
• Uses for Vodka ... other then drinking
• A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners ...

• A very proper lady was planning a camping vacation for her Baptist Church group ...
• Back in the late 70s, intelligence units in Northern Ireland were issued exploding briefcases ...
• Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together and both were laid off ...

• A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.
• Eastern Europe is well known for its harsh winters.
• In 1968, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the army
• Only in American ...

• 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Bill Henderson broke into a glue factory ...
• It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief ...
• A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store ...

• There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola ...
• The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens ...
• A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day.
• Finally, the technical explanation all male strive to achieve..... understanding women take 3

• Dear Tech Support ... Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...
• One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people
• A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
• Finally, the technical explanation all male strive to achieve..... understanding women take 2

• I was thinking the other day ...
• Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
• Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night ...
• Life in America ... take 2

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