• How to make a telemarketer regret calling you . . .
• The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance
• Women think they already know everything . . .
• The Kettle . . .

• Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times
• I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD . . .
• A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.

• A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
• What I learned in Hebrew School
• Taps. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually creates tears in our eyes.

• A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.
• FINAL EXAM - Nuclear power school
• World War II produced many heroes.

• A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
• More great sayings from Flight Attendants . . .
• How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

• A group of Florida senior citizens were discussing their ailments.
• Letters of recommendation are becoming increasingly unreliable . . .
• More celebrity one liners

• Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
• Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ...
• Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad . . .

• The wise old Mother Superior was dying.
• Three old sisters all lived together.
• More church bulletin bloopers (part 2)
• A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

• More church bulletin bloopers
• We all know that water is important but . . .
• Not so long ago ... An application was for employment . . .

• Mitchell, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track.
• If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
• Charlie had a massive heart attack and died.

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