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The Best T-Shirts of Summer, 2001 (Part 1)
I had a very special teacher in high school many years ago . . .
Three in Favor, One Opposed
Take all American women who are within five years of menopause . . .
A Week in the life of a Gardener's Spouse
At a hastily called press conference this morning, the Taliban Minister of Emigration . .
A couple was in a accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
We'll Fight to the Last 50 + -Year-old!
Five terrorists has been operating in the Harlem area.
Taliban Singles On-line
Lessons Cowboys have Learned: Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Actual newspaper headlines....
Many people will walk in and out of your life . . .
A man realizes he needs to buy a hearing aid
There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:
Bin Laden one liners . . .
Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist . . .
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day
Women's keywords and their meaning.
Bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India
The Story Behind the Jack-O'-Lantern to America.
Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short tempered lot.
Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees
This will put things in perspective ... I am thankful for:
Little Justin was at home doing his Math homework.
During taxi, the crew of a US Air departure flight . . .
More Pearls of Wisdom drawn from life experiences
A recent letter from a sailor in the Navy to his father . . .
A man goes to an exclusive black tie restaurant for dinner.
At 5 I learned our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile . . .
How to strike real fear into the minds of the Taliban
Why the best sources of advice on how to raise teenagers is a veterinarian.
How to tell the sex of a fly.
Bomb them with butter, bribe them with hope.
How to make a telemarketer regret calling you . . .
The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance
Women think they already know everything . . .
The Kettle . . .
Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times
I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD . . .
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
What I learned in Hebrew School
Taps. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually creates tears in our eyes.
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.
FINAL EXAM - Nuclear power school
World War II produced many heroes.
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
More great sayings from Flight Attendants . . .
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
A group of Florida senior citizens were discussing their ailments.
Letters of recommendation are becoming increasingly unreliable . . .
More celebrity one liners
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ...
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad . . .
The wise old Mother Superior was dying.
Three old sisters all lived together.
More church bulletin bloopers
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
More church bulletin bloopers
We all know that water is important but . . .
Not so long ago ... An application was for employment . . .
Mitchell, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track.
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
Charlie had a massive heart attack and died.
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