• Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor . . .
• A quick illustration of the basic problem of US government . . .
• One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.

• When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house . . .
• A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house.
• Have you heard the latest? There is an end after all ...

• The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony . . .
• At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children . . .
• Stories that make you wonder how the human race ever made it out of the stone ages

• Stories that make you wonder how the human race ever made it out of the stone ages
• Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting at the synagogue.
• Fire authorities found a corpse in a burned out section of forest fire...

• Things you can't say with a hallmark card
• The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
• Jewish One Liners

• The Pope was on his way to a very important meeting in New York and was running late.
• Think you know everything?
• A Gun Refresher Course

• You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When:
• What Men Expect in a Wife
• Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.
• After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride . . .

• A devoted wife was taking care of her husband, who had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
• Things Said in 1959.......
• An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.
• A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.

• Questions only someone with too much time on their hands could dream up . . .
• A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it Flash.
• More totally useless facts for you to impress your friends with.
• New modern day definitions for the modern mother

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