• More celebrity one-liners . . .
• There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

• The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
• What men say and what they mean  . . .
• New York City has officially declared Jewish English - now dubbed "Hebonics" - as a second language.
• A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream.

• A little old Jewish lady gets onto a crowded bus . . .
• A lawyer is speaking to his son about ethics.
• A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning

• Job Announcements . . . what they really mean mean when they say . . .
• A Jewish woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name.
• Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day . . .
• A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
• Keeping cool - Lab style

• A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.
• Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent . . .
• Dear Abby, My husband is a lying cheat.  . . .

• Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes
• How different forms of government look at Cow Ownership

• Two priests were talking together . . .
• A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
• Think about it...
• Two robins were sitting in a tree.

• Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911
• A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.
• The Obituary of Common Sense

• Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
• A wimpy, geeky little dork ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx
• Driving techniques around America . . .

• Bubba was bragging to his boss one day that he knew everyone there is to know.
• For thousands of years men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.
• Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

• Tribute to America: The Good Neighbor.
• One Hundred Years Ago:

• God greets Mother Teresa at the Pearly Gates. "Thou be hungry, Mother Teresa?" saith God.
• Two bowling teams charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
• Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?

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