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More celebrity one-liners . . .
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
What men say and what they mean . . .
New York City has officially declared Jewish English - now dubbed "Hebonics" - as a second language.
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream.
A little old Jewish lady gets onto a crowded bus . . .
A lawyer is speaking to his son about ethics.
A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning
Job Announcements . . . what they really mean mean when they say . . .
A Jewish woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name.
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day . . .
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
Keeping cool - Lab style
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent . . .
Dear Abby, My husband is a lying cheat. . . .
Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes
How different forms of government look at Cow Ownership
Two priests were talking together . . .
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
Think about it...
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.
The Obituary of Common Sense
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
A wimpy, geeky little dork ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx
Driving techniques around America . . .
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day that he knew everyone there is to know.
For thousands of years men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
Tribute to America: The Good Neighbor.
One Hundred Years Ago:
God greets Mother Teresa at the Pearly Gates. "Thou be hungry, Mother Teresa?" saith God.
Two bowling teams charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
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