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Glossary of Horse Terms (9/8)

2009

New Horse Reality TV shows (11/2)
Equine Economic Recovery Stimulus Ideas (7/31)
A Horses View of the World (3/2)

2008

Political Correctness & The Horse Community (11/24)
Signs That Your Horse Trials Is Getting Rained Out (11/19)
Only horse people... (11/17)
If We Were Mares... (9/19)
Horsemen Stereotypes (8/8)
A Rider's Prayer (7/25)
Glossary of Horse Terms (5/16)
Molly... the heroic pony (5/14)
Ten Ways to Becoming a Better Equestrian (1/23)
One day the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting... (1/11)
From time to time, people tell me "lighten up, it's just a horse..." (1/9)

2007

When you are tense, let me teach you to relax (12/14)
Fun and Fast Horse Facts (9/12)
God Jumps by Lauren Davis Baker (4/6)
Today marks my first year anniversary on my little 17-acre farm ... (3/9)
Things only horse people know or do ... (2/16)

2006

Horse Terms... (10/2)
Real 'horse' related ad that appeared in the Equiery ... (8/7)
Something only horse people would understand (5/19)
Warmth of a Horse (3/31)
You Might Be A Horse Person If... (3/1)
A Horse's View of Natural Horsemanship (2/3)
Living with O.C.E.A.N. Syndrome By Scooter Grubb (1/25)
New Year's Resolutions for Horses (1/4)

2005

Thinking of dating or marrying a horsewoman? Please read the following carefully... (9/21)

Horse Reality TV Shows (8/31)

A Letter from Your Horse (6/29)

Things not to say to your farrier ... take 2 (6/24)

If Horses Were in High School, What Cliques Would They Be In? (5/13)

A Letter to "Horsie" Tech Support (4/4)

2004

The Christmas Horse (12/24)

Things one should never say to a blacksmith ... (6/30)

Say these things anywhere but at the stables and you may be in trouble! (5/14)

Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex (2/20)

2003

A Horseman's Christmas - Doris Eraldi (12/24)

New Year's Resolutions for Horses (12/3)

Glossary of Horse Terms (10/17)

Things not to say to you Ferrier (9/26)

Farriers' version of "He Said, She Heard" (9/12)

A letter from your horse ...original version and the real story ... (1/10)

2002

Equine High School Cliques ... (10/18)

If you do any of the following you are without a doubt a true horsewomen: (10/4)

On the first day of creation, God created the Horse. (8/5)

Identification of the Female Equestrian... (5/24)

One day in Heaven, a few saints were standing around the horse paddocks ... (2/4)

20 signs your dressage test need work . . . (1/15)

2001

Husbands Vs. Horses (11/9)

Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. (10/12)

How Many Riders Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? (8/27)

A Horsie Wife is: (6/29)

Welcome to this month's online meeting of Horse-Aholicas Anonymous. (6/11)

Riding high on the success of such books as "You're My Mare Not My Mother" (3/28)

The Top Ten Reasons To Ride Dressage (2/13)

More Horse Slang Definitions (1/18)

Your Horses are on Fire! (1/8)

2000

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the barn (12/18)

Murphy's Horse Laws (11/20)

My wife she has a Quarter Horse, with flaxen mane and tail (11/10)

How do you make a horse . . . (9/20)

A Horse's View of the World (9/16)

The difference between Horses and Husbands (9/12)

All I need to know in life I learned from my horse (8/4)

Selections from the "Horseman's Dictionary" (8/3)

How to interpret classified horse ads (8/2)

The practicality of Dressage Queen's (8/1)

The beginning of the end.... (7/30)

Top ten exercises to become a better horseman... (7/29)