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Politicians Can Be Fun
(8/15)
Contenders for the 2008 Darwin Awards!
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Video 2
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Video 3
(8/11)
Redneck Carrier Landing
(8/8)
Excellent robberies
(8/4)
When the wife doesn't listen
(8/1)
If this does not make you jump, nothing will!
(7/30)
Four Good Commercials
(7/25)
Another great Budweiser commercial
(7/23)
Excellent Photographs
(7/21)
Well, I didn't know a ballgirl could do that!
(7/18)
The Right Retired Job
(7/14)
Chronological Map of WWII
(7/11)
Employee safety around the world
(7/9)
Wow ... this is some pilot!
(6/27)
Good thing the creator of the artwork doesn't have a gun
(6/25)
The Wisdom of Hot Chocolate
(6/23)
Achievement
...
Almost as good as a Bud Commercial
(6/20)
Great Power Point slideshow of lighting
(6/16)
Human Resources is monitoring your computer
(6/9)
There is a reason why some things are done outdoors
(6/6)
Talking Photo Booth
(6/4)
Waterbed Showroom ... way to funny not to watch!
(5/30)
Tough getting up
(5/28)
Place foot here...
(5/23)
A good laugh at our oh-so-dignified kooky kitties!
(5/19)
If you think training a dog to walk without a leash is hard
(5/16)
Red state - Blue state - Redneck logic!
(5/9)
Australian Measuring Techniques
(5/2)
Even a wee bit of smoke will get ye!
(4/25)
Remote Control Fishing
(4/21)
Why women stay single
(4/18)
The egg, the lemon and the orange ...
(4/13)
You're poorer then you think
(4/3)
Top 4 idiots of the year
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2
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3
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4
(3/27)
Chinese "Blue Angels"
(3/20)
This Dog is NOT Going to Heaven
(3/14)
Why you shouldn't wear those stupid ear phones...
(3/7)
Friends come and go!
(2/29)
How not to try to thaw your car door lock
(2/22)
Russian Candid Camera
(2/15)
Jay Leno's favorite interviews
(2/8)
Can your elephant do this?
(2/4)
The best sawed in half trick I have ever seen
(2/1)
Passport Control
(1/30)
Darwin Award Hopefuls
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Video 3
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Video 4
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Video 5
(1/25)
Power Windows...
(2/21)
How to blow a deer off a frozen lake
(2/11)
Honda Physics video
(2/4)
2007
Larry the Cable Guy's version of 'twas the night before Christmas
(12/21)
Merry Christmas
(12/19)
The real ending to the story of the marooned FedEx deliveryman
(12/14)
Dumb Blond vs. third grader ...
(12/10)
Menopausal Women in a Parking Lot
(12/7)
Best DWI test ever
(11/30)
All Wheel Drive
(11/16)
Surfer Dog
(11/9)
Coffee Cup Holder
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Elastic Band
(11/2)
How a butterfly put a hole in your roof
(10/31)
'
Cat Wakeup Call'
(10/26)
Hammer King
(10/24)
Why aborigines need mobile phone
(10/19)
Hilary Ambivalence Syndrome
(10/12)
And you thought your printer had problems
(10/5)
Female GPS
(9/28)
To all who are engineers or have had the "pleasure" of working with engineers
(9/21)
Men Invented everything
(9/14)
The type of wife every man dreams of
(9/7)
How long do you think this coach went on about this call???
(8/31)
Beautiful Slide Show
(8/27)
Someone went to a lot of effort to pull this practical joke off
(8/24)
Take a hike in China ...
(8/20)
Don't judge too quickly...
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Video 2
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Video 3
(8/17)
Surfing in Russia
(8/10)
Pulling over a NASCAR fan!!
(8/3)
If Harley Davidson outsourced its manufacturing ...
(8/1)
Talk about lucky people ...
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Lucky 2
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Lucky 3
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Lucky 4
(7/27)
William Wigan ... Art in Miniature
(7/25)
Those pesky overhead bins on an airplane
(7/20)
Horn Guy ...
(7/13)
Captain USS Montana
(7/6)
I think just about every guy has tried this one
(6/29)
Smartest Kind in the Class
(6/22)
Eating for a smile
(6/20)
The Invisible Door
(6/15)
Good Husband
(6/13)
Numbers -
Who figures out stuff like this?
(6/11)
Eight candidates for idiot of the year award
(6/8)
Automatic Backscratcher
(6/6)
Neat slide show that depicts the light pollution problem facing astronomers
(6/4)
The colonoscopy song!
(6/1)
Second Grade Computer Test in Japan
(6/1)
Redneck Style Home Repair Projects ...
(5/30)
Beer me
(5/25)
Ma & Pa Kettle Math
(5/18)
Bud Monkey
(5/16)
Rarely Seen Space Shuttle Activities
(5/14)
Amazing Display of French Military Might
(5/11)
The First IT Call
(5/4)
Call to a Navy Recruiter
(4/27)
Who say's women can't park
(4/20)
Strip Poker ...
(4/13)
Darwin Award Tryouts - Contestants:
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two
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three
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four
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five
(4/6)
Don't throw paperclips ...
(3/30)
Real 911 calls
(3/23)
Tire changing safety ...
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Video 2
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Video 3
(3/16)
Looking for a little mid-week work related inspiration?
(3/14)
Things men will do for a cold beer ...
(3/9)
Trunk Monkey Take 5
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Take 6
(3/2)
Why it's important to send women valentine cards ...
(2/23)
Virtual Golf ...
(2/16)
How to fail a sobriety test before you take one
(2/2)
How to spot a natural blond ...
(1/26)
Toot Tones ...
(1/19)
The politically correct night before Christmas
(1/12)
High-Speed Police Pursuit . Great Commercial for Imodium
(1/5)
2006
Are you someone who gives lottery tickets during the Christmas holidays?
(12/29)
This is a good video to see just how fast a live Christmas tree will burn ...
(12/20)
State Employees ...
(12/15)
Mr. President, we just found out Hu is the President of China ...
(12/8)
Why your water bill is so large ...
(12/1)
A bird gift ...
(11/10)
A Telemarketers Nightmare ...
(11/3)
Boo time ...
(10/27)
The Piano Guy
(10/20)
Never tell your wife how to paint
(10/6)
Good Dog ... Another Bud Lite video you'll not see on TV
(9/22)
My Cubical
(9/15)
Home Security they way it should be ...
(9/8)
Why I gave up the treadmill
(9/1)
Thoughtful kid ...
(8/25)
Great Moments in Presidential Speeches
(8/17)
Bill Gates going away video from Microsoft
(8/4)
Simon Says ...
(7/28)
The checks of reparations for slavery arrived in the mail today
(7/14)
The downside of wearing underwear that's too tight
(6/23)
What happens when kids have too much time on their hands
(6/16)
How they weed out the stupid ones...
(6/9)
How lifeguards relieve themselves ...
(6/2)
Homeland Security's top terrorist suspects
(5/26)
Pets acting as pets act -
Dog Video
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Cat Video
(5/19)
The first male engineer ...
(5/12)
Lots and lots of people doing things they wish hadn't been caught on video!
(5/5)
Room 808
(4/28)
Learn Another Language
(4/21)
If capitalism was applied to Fire & Rescue service
(4/14)
Greatest ever movie line - if you are a Republican that is!
(4/7)
The Ultimate DWI stop
(3/31)
Trunk Monkey
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Take 2
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3
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4
(3/10 - 29)
Hispanic Shooting Range
(3/3)
Scottish DUI Test
(2/27)
Why branding horses is not for the weak of body ...
(2/22)
Window washer for beauty salon
(2/17)
No doubt about it ... this dog 'Loves You'
(2/10)
Going home from work on Friday vs going to work on Monday
(2/3)
Age vs Youth
(1/30)
Bungee Jump.....Watch the Water closely
(1/20)
Men and their schemes
(1/13)
Shopping in Detroit
(1/9)
BlondStar
(1/4)
2005
How to spot a "blonde" antelope
(12/14)
Politically Correct Redneck Christmas
(12/9)
Be careful ... you might not always get what you expect
(12/5)
Best Beer Commercial of the Year
(11/21)
For our Veterans - A Pittance of Time
(11/11)
Good Dog ... yet another good Bud-lite video
(11/4)
Hi Jack!
(10/19)
What could possible make this better ... Bud Lite commercial
(10/12)
Toyota Bait
(10/4)
Sometime the best beer, is a root beer ...
(9/21)
The Blockbuster gerbils try out a new mouse ...
(8/24)
Hey check this out ...
(8/15)
Why mechanics like to deal with most women!
(8/11)
The best Trained dog ever!
(8/3)
Bad day at the rodeo
Japanese Talent Show Winner
German Engineering - Terrorist technology
Valley Girl Mother 911 call
Bad day at police car chase training
Spooky Car Commercial
Bird getting executed by the car it tired to defecate on
Car sinking into a large pot hole
(PowerPoint)
Girl getting tossed through a basketball next
Dog & cat security system
Dog running into a false dog door
Ducks attacking duck hunters in a boat
Eskimo Ice fishing ... eaten by a killer whale
Extreme cats
How men get hurt while taking their children to parks
How men screw up a romantic evening
How you know your cat saw you naked ...
(PowerPoint)
How's your day going ... this gal's is off to a really bad start
Johnny Carson & Jack Web: "Copper Clappers"
Lays Potato Chip Commercial
Learn to dance like a white man video
News Report from Iraq
Man cleaning wrong car in a snow storm
Spooky Car Commercial
Taliban Answering Machine
Two men fishing in a boat about to be hit by a sea plane
What your dog really does while he's outside
Women trying to Xerox her rump on a copy machine ...