How To Clean Your Toilet -
The Fun Way
- Put both lids of the toilet up and add
1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
- Pick up the cat and soothe him while
you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in
the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the
- The cat will self agitate and make
ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.
the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
- Have someone open the front door of
your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you
can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet,
streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry
- Both the commode and the cat will be
Sincerely, The Dog
An old woman is riding in an
elevator in a very lavish building ...
when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
of expensive perfume.
Noticing the old woman sniffing the
perfume, she turns to her and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph
Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman
gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old
woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman
has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,
farts loudly, then says, "Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound."
Submitted by Debbie, Middletown, Md.