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A  news conference was held today to inform the people of Florida of new state symbols ...
  • The Florida State Flag will now be a blue tarp
  • The License plate symbol of two oranges will be replaced by a chain saw
  • The new state song will be "Blowing in the Wind"
  • The state motto will now be .."Oh my God, Here comes another one"
  • The new state beverage will be.....anything with an alcohol base
  • The new state tree will be........any that are left standing at the end of hurricane season
  • The new State Bird will be the "whipper"will
  • The new State nickname will be "State of Disaster"

Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

Submitted by Al, Seattle, Wa.

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In keeping with the theme of today's lead joke ...

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