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A noted biologist, who had
been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped.
The frog population, despite
efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming
rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution:
The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water,
simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce
successfully.
The chemist then brewed up a
new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which
included one part sodium.
It seems the little green
frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.
Submitted by Debbie,
Middletown, MD.
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Who says the Muslims aren't
funny?
Here are some jokes
from that crazy Muslim standup comic..... ladies and
gentlemen please give it up for.... Goffaq Yussef!
- Good evening gentlemen, and get
out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time.
- On my flight to New York there
must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There
was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
- What do you say to a Muslim woman
with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
- How many Muslims does it take to
change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and
blame the Jews for it!
- Did you hear about the Broadway
play, 'The Palestinians'? It bombed!
- What do you call a first-time
offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
- Did you hear about the Muslim
strip club? It features full facial nudity!
- Why do Palestinians find it
convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a
stone's throw from Israel!
- Why are Palestinian boys luckier
than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get
to join a rock group
- A small plane carrying Yassir
Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard
are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
- Two Israelis are in an elevator
when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the
doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart.
The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew
looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God!
Must have been a dud!"
- What does the sign say above the
nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
- A Palestinian girl says to her
mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Submitted by Don, Hagerstown, Md.
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A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results.
"Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you.
The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live.
"That's good news?" wails Jones, "What the bad news?"
The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told
you yesterday!!!"
Submitted by Linn,
Hagerstown, Md.
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A woman
went to a computer dating service and
said she didn't care about looks ...
... income
or background. All she wanted was
a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the
only thing he was seeking in a woman was
intelligence.
The service matched them together at
once because they had one thing in
common - they were both pathological
liars.
Submitted by Dave, Bolder, Co.
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