Humor Additions for June 7th, 2004

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Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day. . .

. . . when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Convert to Catholicism and get $10."

One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"

"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."

Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"

Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."

With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.

"So," asks Abe, "did you get your ten dollars?"

Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think of?"

Bush is out jogging one morning and notices little mike on the Corner With a box.

Curious, he runs over to little mike and says, "what's in The Box kid?"

Little mike says, "kittens, they're brand new kittens."

Bush laughs and says,"what kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans." says little mike

"Oh that's cute," Bush says and goes on his way.

A few days later bush is running with his buddy Rumsfeld and he Spies Little mike and his box just ahead. Bush says to Rumsfeld, "you Gotta Check this out," and they both jog over to little mike.

Bush says, "look in the box, Rumsfeld, isn't that cute? Look at Those little kittens. Hey, kid tell my friend Rumsfeld what kind of Kittens They are."

Little mike replies," they're democrats."

"Whoa." bush says," I came by here the other day and you said they Were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," little mike explains," their eyes are open now."

Submitted by Jon, Emmitsburg, MD.

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba ...

...  driving a brand new pickup.  Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" Jimmy Joe asked him.

"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck!?!"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere, when Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She then parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want!"

"So, I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.

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