old Jewish men are strolling
down the street one day. . .
. . . when they happen to walk
by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says,
"Convert to Catholicism and get $10."
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His
friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going
"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing
Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"
Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do
With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes
out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.
"So," asks Abe, "did you get your ten
Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people
Bush is out jogging one morning and notices little mike on the
Corner With a box.
Curious, he runs over to
little mike and says, "what's in The Box kid?"
Little mike says, "kittens, they're brand
Bush laughs and says,"what kind of kittens
"Republicans." says little mike
"Oh that's cute," Bush says and goes on
A few days later bush is running with his
buddy Rumsfeld and he Spies Little mike and his box just ahead.
Bush says to Rumsfeld, "you Gotta Check this out," and they both
jog over to little mike.
Bush says, "look in the box, Rumsfeld,
isn't that cute? Look at Those little kittens. Hey, kid tell my
friend Rumsfeld what kind of Kittens They are."
Little mike replies," they're democrats."
"Whoa." bush says," I came by here the
other day and you said they Were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," little mike explains," their eyes
are open now."
Submitted by Jon, Emmitsburg, MD.
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his
buddy Bubba ...
... driving a
brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
Jimmy Joe asked him.
"Bobby Sue gave it to me." Bubba
"She gave it to you? I knew she was
kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck!?!"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what
happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of
nowhere, when Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in
4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She then parked the
truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, "Bubba, take
whatever you want!"
"So, I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes
woulda never fit you!"
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
June 4th Humor Page