The story of Onestone the
This was his
Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After
years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him
that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird
forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, he shagged her
all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
The word got around that Onestone meant
Years went by until a woman named Yellow
Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow
Bird,who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all
night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
Bill, Narberth, Pa.