Two boys in Boston were
playing basketball when one of them was attacked by ...
a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy a ripped board off a near by fence, wedged it
into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's
A newspaper reporter from the Boston
Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview
the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the
little hero interjected. "Sorry," replied the reporter. "But
since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter
began "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog
"But I'm not a Kerry fan either,"
the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed
everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry
"What team or person do you like? "
"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I
really like George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete
key, the reporter begins again,
"Arrogant Little Conservative
Delinquent Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport,