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A South Carolina redneck
passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow ...
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However, she can't touch it until she turns
fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in
groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters
"17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was
raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high
schools.
Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are
considered documentaries.
You know you are in Kentucky when you call
the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta
leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is
married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
A new lottery system is in effect in
Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a
year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was
almost destroyed by fire.. In fact, the entire trailer park was
almost lost.
Submitted by John, Upton, Long Island
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