A doctor at an insane
asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients
to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,
everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor
yelled,"Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts,"
and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor
yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and
When the umpire made a particularly bad
call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo
Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the
doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his
assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor
asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything
was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
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