A very successful lawyer parked
his brand new Lexus in front of the office...
ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the
curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The
counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before
the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the
lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on
your possessions that you neglect the most important things in
How can you say such a
thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left
arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
My God!" screamed the lawyer. Where's my Rolex?"