A guy comes into a coffee shop &
places his order...
says "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights"
The waitress, not wanting to
appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out
there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights."
"What does he think, this is an
auto parts store".
"No" the cook says, "3 flat tires
means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up".
"Oh" says the waitress. The
waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans
and gives it to the customer.
The guy says "What are the beans
The waitress replies "I thought
while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you
might want to gas up".
Submitted by Debbie