Greg and Jim were a couple of
drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
One day the airport was
fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Greg said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink."
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you
can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of
glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next
morning Greg wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact he feels great! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings ... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this
Greg says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Greg says, "No, that jet fuel is great
stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"Have you farted yet?"
"Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport, Md.