Ma and Pa were two
hillbillies. Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse is
So he went into the
house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what
to do to empty the hole.
Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n
down the road? He must be smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate."
So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr.
College gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what
to do to empty it."
The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long
fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the
same time. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the
air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off and
spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The
outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the
Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the
hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a
short fuse and one with a long fuse.
He goes home and puts them under the
outhouse. He then lights them and runs behind a tree.
All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of
the house and into the outhouse!
Off goes the first stick of dynamite ...
shooting the outhouse into the air.
BOOM! Off goes the second stick of
dynamite ... spreading poop all over the farm.
WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back
down atop the hole..... Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the
door and asks, "Ma, are you all right??!!"
As she pulls up her pants she says ...
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen
Submitted by Andy, Gettysburg, Pa.