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Bumper stickers we've recently seen ...
  • f You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
  • Ax Me About Ebonics
  • Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
  • Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  • Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
  • You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me!
  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
  • Grow Your Own Dope --- Plant a Blonde
  • All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Your Proctologist called....he found your head.
  • Illiterate? Write For Help.
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off.
  • If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
  • Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
  • My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
  • Thank You For Pot Smoking.
  • The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
  • The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
  • Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit .
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
  • Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
  • Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
  • Boldly Going Nowhere.
  • Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Before He Admits He is lost?
  • Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
  • My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
  • So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

Submitted by Mike, Broomfield, Co.

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An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced ...

... that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

Submitted by Larry, Greenfield, OH.

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How men would vacuum if allowed ...

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