A man doing market
research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with
three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some
research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband
and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me
asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken
aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they
use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you
use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't
mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob
and it keeps the kids out."
Submitted by Andy Gettysburg,