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A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. 

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.

"Well den, just give me mah money back."

"Can't do that. I went out and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload da donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.

"I'm gonna raffle Žem off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure, I can. Watch me. I jest won tell anybody he dead." said the Cajun.

A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that there dead donkey?"

"Ah raffle Žem off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made ah profit of $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just da guy who won...So I give Žem his two dollar back."

The moral of this story...Marketing is everything!

Submitted by Vicki, Kennett Square, Pa.
  

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A minister, having served the same church for many years . . .

. . . decided to leave and take a similar position in another church.

Without telling anyone he had made this decision or writing a letter to the congregation, he waited until Sunday morning to announce his resignation in church.

When he spoke to the congregation he said, "The same Jesus that called me to this church many years ago has now called upon me to leave and serve another church."

Just then the choir all stood and sang, "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."

Submitted by Marion, Haverford, Pa.
 

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