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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark... 

  1. Don't miss the boat.

  2. Remember that we are all in the same boat. 

  3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 

  4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 

  5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 

  6. Build your future on high ground. 

  7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 

  8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 

  9. When you're stressed, float a while. 

  10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

  11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Submitted by Sister Wink, Brooklyn, NY

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A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods . . .

. . . when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "O.K., now what?"

Submitted by Dave, Bolder Co.

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A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. 

His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

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