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The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady came in and asked for a seven ten cap. 

We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

One guy said, "I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damned funny about it."

Yes, she was a blonde.

Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it is spells OIL!!

Submitted by our good friend Kevin, Dallas, Tx.

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If women could pick classes for their husbands to attend ...
  • Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
  • Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
  • Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
  • Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
  • Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? : You CAN Tell the Difference!
  • If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
  • If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
  • Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
  • Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  • Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  • Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
  • Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
  • Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
  • Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
  • Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
  • No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware
  • Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
  • Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
  • Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
  • Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John Wayne on television
  • Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
  • "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
  • Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
  • Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
  • "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
  • The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
  • Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
  • Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
  • Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It!

Submitted by Lisa, Libertytown, Md.

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Women's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

Submitted by our friends at Bethany Lutheran Church

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