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A man realizes
he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he is unwilling to spend much
money.
"How much do they
run?" he asks the clerk.
"That depends," says
the salesman. "They run from $2 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2
model," the customer says.
The clerk puts the device
around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your
ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he
says.
"How does it work?"
the customer asks.
"For $2, it doesn't
work," the salesman replies. "But when people see it
on you, they'll talk louder."
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There are five
things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:
- The telephone is ringing.
- The baby is crying.
- Someone knocks at the front
door or rings the doorbell.
- There is laundry hanging on
the line outside and it begins to rain.
- The water faucet in the
kitchen is running.
In what order do you take care
of the problems? Jot down your order, and click
here after you've made your decision.
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Bin Laden one
liners . . .
Q: What do Bin Laden and
Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban
bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's
national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred
Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What does Osama bin Laden
and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming
from!
Submitted by Marianna, Columbia,
Md.
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Here
are the answers. Each of the items above represents a facet
of your life.
- The phone represents your
job or career.
- The baby represents your
family.
- The visitor represents your
friends.
- The laundry represents your
sex life.
- The running water represents
money/wealth.
Makes you think, right? How
close did this test match your priorities in life?
Submitted by Vicki,
Kennitt Square, Pa.
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Submitted by
Mike, Broomfield, Co.
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