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A man realizes he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he is unwilling to spend much money.

"How much do they run?" he asks the clerk.

"That depends," says the salesman. "They run from $2 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2 model," the customer says.

The clerk puts the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he says.

"How does it work?" the customer asks.

"For $2, it doesn't work," the salesman replies. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

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There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:
  1. The telephone is ringing.
  2. The baby is crying.
  3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell.
  4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to rain.
  5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running.

In what order do you take care of the problems? Jot down your order, and click here after you've made your decision.

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Bin Laden one liners . . . 

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Submitted by Marianna, Columbia, Md.

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Here are the answers. Each of the items above represents a facet of your life.
  1. The phone represents your job or career.
  2. The baby represents your family.
  3. The visitor represents your friends.
  4. The laundry represents your sex life.
  5. The running water represents money/wealth.

Makes you think, right? How close did this test match your priorities in life?

Submitted by Vicki, Kennitt Square, Pa.

Submitted by Mike, Broomfield, Co.

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