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Two rednecks,
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of
bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said;
"Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba,"
Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these
beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and
throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?," asked
Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin',
OK?," said Earl.
Well, they finished their
beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of
their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff
said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," said Earl
while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
Submitted by Marianne,
Columbia, Md.
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A young couple
got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride
immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was
the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she
replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
returned Sam started using the most horrible
language...things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got
to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her
mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful?
What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell
you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed
they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must
tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these
horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said,
"Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
Submitted by Pat, Blue Lake,
Va.
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