Six of the seven
dwarfs are sitting around the house one day . . .
. . .
when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a
trip to see the Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and
chants, "We finally get to ask him! We finally get to ask
The next day, they are standing
in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the
other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey,
ask him, ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks,
"Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says,
The Pope tells him to go ahead
Dopey asks, "Well, do....do
they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well,
yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."
The others all keep nudging Dopey
and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the
The Pope asks Dopey if there's
more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they
have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies,
"Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in
Still not satisfied, the others
keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is
there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies,
"Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black
nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies,
"Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget
black nuns in Alaska."