Humor Additions for Wednesday, December 5th, 2001

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Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed."

There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . .we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don't worry... we still have one engine left."

Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and sighed, ......."If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Submitted by Kate, San Francesco, Calif

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Best one liner groaners of 2001
  • How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
  • How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
  • How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.
  • How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
  • What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
  • What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroids.
  • What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick.
  • What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.
  • What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
  • What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite.
  • What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
  • What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
  • Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
  • Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
  • Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
  • What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
  • What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
  • Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
  • What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, "Damn!" A Bad Skydiver Goes "Damn!" Whack!
  • What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers? Skeet.

Submitted by Marianne, Columbia, Md.

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