A large group of
Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice
call from behind a sand-dune.
"One Texas soldier is
better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly
send 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a
gun-battle breaks out an continues for a few minutes, then
The voice then calls out
"One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander
sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a
huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again
The Texan voice calls out again
"One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander
musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune.
Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is
fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter
crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's
actually TWO of them."
Submitted by Kevin,
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A woman was at
work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very
sick with a fever.
She left her work and stopped
by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car
and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so
she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The
baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse.
She said, "You might find
a coat hanger and use that to open the door." The woman
looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been
thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some
time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she
looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use
So she bowed her head and asked
God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car
pulled up, with a shady looking character inside wearing an old
biker skull rag on his head . The woman thought,
"This is who you sent to
help me?" But, being desperate she pressed thru her fear
and decided to be thankful. The man got out of his car and asked
her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very
sick. I stopped to get her some medication and
I locked my keys in my car. I
must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock
He said, "Sure." He
walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was
opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said,
"Thank you so much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I
am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in
prison for car theft and have only been out for about an
The woman hugged the man again
and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God!
You even sent me a professional!"
Submitted by Andy,
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The story goes that
some time ago a man . . .
. . . punished
his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold
wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset
when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to
put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl
brought the gift box to her father the next morning and said,
"This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed
by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he
found the box was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner,
"Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a
present there's supposed to be something inside the
The little girl looked up at
him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not
empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The father
was crushed. He fell on his knees and put his arms around his
little girl, and he begged her to forgive him for his
An accident took the life of
the child only a short time later and it is told that the father
kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life. And
whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he would
open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the
love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of
us as human beings have been given a golden box filled with
unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends
and God. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
And the possessions that do not cost money are worth far more
than all the "things" money can only buy.
Submitted by Lisa, Libertytown, Md.
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